Coronavirus: Single person seeks best bubble options

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

When Boris Johnson announced the new rules allowing single people who live alone in England the option of creating a bubble with one other household from this weekend, he created a real dilemma for some - who to share a bubble with?

I'm in the category that is permitted to make that choice as I live alone. Single parents with children under 18 are also given the option of "bubbling up" with someone else. The new rule allows unlimited visits, and even overnight stays, between the two homes without the need for social distancing.

But if anybody in the bubble gets coronavirus symptoms, everyone in those households will be forced into self-isolation for 14 days - even if they had limited themselves to brief bubble visits rather than staying over.

Once you make your choice you have to stick with it. You cannot bounce from one bubble to another. Some families are facing yet more heart-breaking decisions. But as a single man without children, I can be more relaxed about choosing my bubble - so what are my options?

I'm part of a close Irish family and the chance of my first proper visit in months to my parents' home in time for Father's Day is the choice that truly warms my heart.

But they also have a lovely garden so I'm already able to go and spend time with them (on any day that the weather holds). And given they are both in their 70s and I am a key worker going to and from work each day, I feel that I might continue to exercise the greatest caution and stick to those outdoor gatherings. Sorry mum.

Now I must admit I did feel a lump in my throat when a colleague's words prompted me to conclude that, due to living alone and the strict social distancing guidelines, I'd not had a hug since mid-March. Nor a pat on the back, a kiss on the cheek or any other form of direct human contact.

My best friend gives the warmest hugs, the soundest life advice and, as she also lives alone, it seems like a beautiful bubble option. But...

As Jane Austen so nearly said, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of his own home must be in want of a person to share his bubble.

The government is quick to stress that people who happen to be single but live in a shared house (eg with flatmates) will not get the opportunity to mingle - unless they have a partner who happens to live alone. So I am in a privileged position.

If the dream woman was to walk into my life this summer, surely it is a better prospect to our chances of romance if I can invite her for dinner a deux. Explaining that I am already in a bubble with my parents would NOT be a good look.

I've seen the damage being done to certain people close to me after they handed over their hair maintenance to those they live with. But I have been so impressed by the newly-discovered skills of some others who have clearly found their inner Lee Stafford.

With barbers and hairdressers still firmly closed, is it a vanity overload to base your bubble choice on who can best tend to your tresses?

To be honest, the thing that I've missed the most over the past three months is my football fix - but televised matches are back with a vengeance from next week. Every Premier League match is to be televised live.

I'm a Liverpool fan desperate to see every moment of my club's bid to end 30 years (and two unexpected extra months) of hurt and seal a Premier League title. But I suspect many of the key matches will be claimed by Sky Sports and BT Sport - and I only have a subscription to the first of those.

All I need is to choose a mate with BT Sport for our own transfer deal and a superb summer lies ahead. Dreaming of beers on the couch as we watch up to four live matches a day makes me nostalgic for the days when Frank Skinner and David Baddiel shared the same set-up in real-life as well as in the TV studio.

Or the supersized version of the above option.

My favourite bar is managed by a friend on a live-in basis - and from what I can tell, she and her boyfriend have the run of the place right now. Is it too cheeky to propose a bubble link-up so I can pop in and legally enjoy their big-screen football, pool table and jukebox? I pledge to do no more than stare longingly at the beer taps as we patiently wait for the day all pubs can reopen.

Those who like to cook love to have people to cook for. I'm lucky enough to have a really talented chef among my friends but just having anyone who loves food to share a dinner table with after so many months of living alone is such an attractive choice. And, yes, if you do the cooking, I can bring dessert.

After so many weeks of life alone at home, I'm genuinely undecided - and I suspect so are many other single people (at least those who don't have a pressing family issue to consider).

And of course, you can only make any of these arrangements if someone agrees for you to join them - and no firm invitations have arrived so far. Let's just hope my bubble dreams don't burst...

*Illustrations by Sana Jasemi

Have you created a support bubble as you live alone or are a single parent? How have you made your decision on who will be in your bubble? Tell us by emailing [email protected].